It’s nice living in a modernized country where you can turn a faucet and get running water, drive a car to work and get there in less than a fortnight and where our tribal instincts lead us more to the gridiron than to the battlefield. But if you’re an American man, a part of you still longs for a time when men wore loincloths and threw spears at their prey. Barbecue and custom belt buckles, then, call back a glorious…